the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again
what
The dramatics of it all.
My name is rachel. i attach the electrodes of knowledge to the nipples of ignorance. Any and all further questions, just click the ask button.
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haha loser look at you sitting all by yourself at lunch
but mom Im homeschooled
teacher:
where's your homework
me:
where's leonardo dicaprio's oscar
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wouldn’t it be cool if jellyfish floated around in air instead of water but they didn’t sting you instead they gave you little kisses and rubbed your forehead with their tentacles
can you imagine if someone sent you a list of all the reasons why they love you.
why would i want blank paper
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